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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I can't see past the GIANT RED FLAG šŸš© PLEASE don't give her your computer. Run. Don't go in the house.

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But Iā€™m the girl in the horror story who always goes in the house!!

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Really thought Harry was going to intervene for a sec šŸ˜†

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Oh Harry, he couldā€™ve saved me.

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Hang the fuck onā€¦

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

This is the part of the horror movie where I scream "NOOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE!!!" Also laughing at "Hurt by Johnny Cash... but the Trent Reznor version."

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May 18Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I am desperately concerned for what happens in the next chapterā€¦ and that you never meet Harry šŸ˜­

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

This is relatable, I would also give a sociopath my computer files to transfer because the very NOTION of it is sickening to meeeee. Signed, someone who has 55,000 photos on her phone that have never been backed up anywhere bc the thought is scary? Seems hard? idk

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Right?! The very thought of transferring files myself is enough to paralyze me.

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Weā€™re 100% sure this isnā€™t what you would get if Trashly asked AI to write a 100-part novel from the perspective of my victim, right? With all the contents of your computer, I bet it would be able to write pretty close to your voice. Just saying

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Interesting! Now that would have been mind blowing

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

OMG

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May 16Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I did not major in math, but how long does it take to detail a car? 5 hours gone and she comes back with a laptop? Mmmkaaaaay. Also, donā€™t understand the desire to end up drooling on a couch for 8 hours, but then weed, gummies, etc havenā€™t really done it for me. But Iā€™m also the same person that poured a Ripple Quick Stix on some rainbow sherbet while watching Jungle Cruise and was so high I got dry mouth and heart palpitations. 10mg of THC šŸ¤£.

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Hahahaha, can you please write about your dating mis-adventures and 10mg THC experiences?! I demand to know more! And yeah, I max out at 10 mg, maybe 15, but anything more than that would wind me up in the loony bin.

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May 27Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Best marijuana high = Amsterdam. I started laughing for no reason and thought ā€œoh this is what itā€™s supposed to feel like!ā€ By the end of our trip I was googling how to immigrate to The Netherlands.

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May 20Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Trying to imagine having more than 10-15 minutes of uninterrupted time to do such a thingā€¦šŸ¤Ø

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Oh nooooooooooo

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

So many thoughts!

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So. Many. Thoughts. Itā€™s a lot to unpack.

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May 15Liked by Lauren Reeves šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

WOAH!

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