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I can't see past the GIANT RED FLAG 🚩 PLEASE don't give her your computer. Run. Don't go in the house.

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But I’m the girl in the horror story who always goes in the house!!

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Really thought Harry was going to intervene for a sec 😆

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Oh Harry, he could’ve saved me.

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Hang the fuck on…

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This is the part of the horror movie where I scream "NOOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE!!!" Also laughing at "Hurt by Johnny Cash... but the Trent Reznor version."

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I am desperately concerned for what happens in the next chapter… and that you never meet Harry 😭

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This is relatable, I would also give a sociopath my computer files to transfer because the very NOTION of it is sickening to meeeee. Signed, someone who has 55,000 photos on her phone that have never been backed up anywhere bc the thought is scary? Seems hard? idk

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Right?! The very thought of transferring files myself is enough to paralyze me.

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We’re 100% sure this isn’t what you would get if Trashly asked AI to write a 100-part novel from the perspective of my victim, right? With all the contents of your computer, I bet it would be able to write pretty close to your voice. Just saying

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Interesting! Now that would have been mind blowing

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OMG

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I did not major in math, but how long does it take to detail a car? 5 hours gone and she comes back with a laptop? Mmmkaaaaay. Also, don’t understand the desire to end up drooling on a couch for 8 hours, but then weed, gummies, etc haven’t really done it for me. But I’m also the same person that poured a Ripple Quick Stix on some rainbow sherbet while watching Jungle Cruise and was so high I got dry mouth and heart palpitations. 10mg of THC 🤣.

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Hahahaha, can you please write about your dating mis-adventures and 10mg THC experiences?! I demand to know more! And yeah, I max out at 10 mg, maybe 15, but anything more than that would wind me up in the loony bin.

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Best marijuana high = Amsterdam. I started laughing for no reason and thought “oh this is what it’s supposed to feel like!” By the end of our trip I was googling how to immigrate to The Netherlands.

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Trying to imagine having more than 10-15 minutes of uninterrupted time to do such a thing…🤨

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Oh nooooooooooo

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So many thoughts!

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So. Many. Thoughts. It’s a lot to unpack.

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WOAH!

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