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OMG. She is taking out loans in her ex-wife's name. This is too good. I absolutely love the hair salon scene (I said "scene" because this is 100% a future movie.)

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Hahaha, I love hearing people's theories! And the hair salon scene was destined for the big screen

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Part of me has wondered if she was a drug dealer, because how else do you get so much money without going to an office? Now I'm thinking it's more just plain old fraud.

If you do film that scene, you have to play half of the parts as a callback to Coming to America where Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall play all the characters in the barbershop. Let me know if you want any other movie ideas!!!

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Brilliant

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I swear each release is like opening a new box on the Queerest Advent calendar ever. Also, glad I was not required to be camera facing on this team meeting I’m supposed to be paying attention to because “If I got sucked into a Black Hole I’d be so pissed” made me ugly face cackle! Tony Awards to everyone in that salon…

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Hahaha, dying at Queerest Advent Calendar 🤣

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Was the recording of the grizzly attack as horrific as the documentary claimed it to be? If so, you should release it as a ringtone.

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It was horrific. But also, a great way to go.

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This story has all my interests: cute dogs, unhinged drama, multiple silver lake ramen mentions that have sent me spiraling now that I live thousands of miles away, and now THE Grizzly Man tape!!! (I was just telling my human child Percy about Timothy Treadwell and wondering if five is a good age for him to watch the doc, I feel like this is a sign from the universe)

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Definitely a sign! Two Percy's AND two recent mentions of Timothy Treadwell. The Universe demands a Grizzly Man viewing party!

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Oh man, the fact that Cecelia's profile pic is of Princess Diana. That hurts.

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