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I came in a dust bag once. Once.

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I've been laughing at this comment for hours, damn you!

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I made one of the funniest people on the planet laugh? That makes me happy.

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Hit.

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Phew, I thought I was the only one.

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Perci and I made the same face during the “light”show.

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🤣 A Tesla light show, the true meaning of Christmas.

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And here I thought it was secretly buying your spouse an Audi and leaving it in the driveway with a big red bow!

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Happy Honda Days!!

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😆😆😆

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When this incredible series is over, Perci absolutely needs to write his own multi-part series because I need his take on all of this.

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He's been working on his bonus episode. Turns out he's seen A LOT.

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I would read the shit out of this

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Lauren. No. NONONONONONO. I just don't even know what to do with you at this point.

(totally understand why you shared zero of this with your actual friends because they would have put a whole stop to it MONTHS before but now it's just you and me and the way too late counseling I'm giving you in my head.)

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Where were you when I needed this pep talk?!?!?

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I do not know, but I am doing the Lord's work daily (well, for the last week at least) by talking my BFF's little sis through a VERY similar situation and using your blog as inspo.

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Omg, how do these people exist. Truly mind-blowing and I hope she's okay.

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It’s baffling to me that it’s NEWS to Ashley that you don’t believe her tales. She’s a bad liar! 😆

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Ughhhh!!!!! This woman is maddening. BTW love Perci's face lol

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