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Jun 1Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Kept screaming to myself TAKE THE DRIVE OUT OF HER POCKET WHILE SHES SLEEPING

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Jun 1Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Genuinely scared for your files. Also, I know this was a few posts ago but I was bored one day and discovered that More Than Ramen still has a LinkedIn profile. "We solve problems through creativity and science." Number of employees: 11-50. πŸ˜†

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Jun 1Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

...and the page points to a site that doesn't exist.

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Oh yeah, the dots will eventually all connect.

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Jun 2Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

wtf is Trashley talking about with this "Scholar" thing? That is not a stage during scientific career development.

And she cracks me up talking about a fellowship as a "post" like she's in the foreign legion or something.

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Jun 2Β·edited Jun 2Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

The bitch caught a catfish. What a world. I simultaneously cannot wait to find out what happens, and also want this story to stretch on forever.

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Jun 1Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Sort of neat, kind of neat, any type of neat.

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Jun 1Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Get the flash drive!! Danger ⚠️ Alert 🚨 Go back!! Also I really hope that now that you are writing this and looking at it from the outside, you'd like to smack yourself upside the head.

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Jun 6Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

THIS! It's like watching someone walking willfully into a dark, creepy basement in a horror movie except that person is also too self-aware to be making such an obviously terrible decision.

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Jun 26Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

THE CATFISH jesus christ. wow. Okay I'm slowly catching up.

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Jun 3Liked by Lauren Reeves πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

β€œAverted her eyes due to gay panic” πŸ«£πŸ˜‚ and β€œfor all she knows, 2 women embracing might be how lesbians have sex”. I am fucking deceased ☠️☠️☠️. I bought a book when I was I college called β€œThe Whole Lesbian Sex Book” and accidentally left it in one of my dresser drawers at my parents house when I moved out at 22. Or was it an accident? 🀨. I hadn’t come out yet. If there was any question before, it was certainly answered! Gawd, what a nerd! Who buys a book?? Anyway, I might be the only person rooting for you all to make the European Christmas Vacation because it would undoubtedly be storytelling gold.

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