"Feeling a bit knackered" lol. Can you please make a Spotify playlist of all her fake British voicemail clips? I want to play it on my headphones as I go for a run.
Lauren! You were not safe at all! In hindsight maybe waiting to call her out about catfishing until you weren't TRAPPED IN A CABIN IN THE WOODS would have been a good choice. What in the 80's horror movie made you do that?
Not me being grateful for Whiskey while reading that..😬😬. I did not have Ashley catfishing another woman as a British Man on my Absolutely Bonkers bingo card.
That shit only works in the movies, you don’t want to experience that in real life. I truly hope that you safely got out of this, and that you end up mildly OK.
"Feeling a bit knackered" lol. Can you please make a Spotify playlist of all her fake British voicemail clips? I want to play it on my headphones as I go for a run.
Hahaha, I wish I had recorded my face the first time I heard her speaking like a British Man. A total mind fuck.
Lauren! You were not safe at all! In hindsight maybe waiting to call her out about catfishing until you weren't TRAPPED IN A CABIN IN THE WOODS would have been a good choice. What in the 80's horror movie made you do that?
You forgot to mention the part where she was holding an actual murder weapon at the same time.
FOR REALZ
Is there a poll where we can guess/vote on whether Ashley has previously spent time in jail/prison/locked-psych-ward?
People need to start placing bets now.
Not me being grateful for Whiskey while reading that..😬😬. I did not have Ashley catfishing another woman as a British Man on my Absolutely Bonkers bingo card.
😂😂😂
Oh shit this reached a new level
Ashley auditioning for Edward Nortons fight with himself in Fight Club, only not funny and really fucking terrifying.
That's exactly what I imagined when it was happening.
That shit only works in the movies, you don’t want to experience that in real life. I truly hope that you safely got out of this, and that you end up mildly OK.
The good news is I ended up okay, and Ashley and I are married now.
If that’s the end of the story, I’m going back to Baby Reindeer.
giving her time to get the murder weapon piping hot before asking about Michelle was your "these go up to 11" moment
My timing is everything.
Ohhhhh myyyyyy godddddddddd
Oh yeah. It's getting there.
WOWOW. So sorry you had to go through this!
Thank you! Not exactly how I pictured the trip going.
Oh my GOD
Yeah. Buckle up, bb!
Holy fuck girl 🫠🫠🫠
Exactly. Holy fucking fuck.
Also - She BENT a fire poker? With her arms? Jesus Christ
Jesussss...
also need you to know in my group chat we text “NEW TRASHLEY!!!!!” every time a new part drops
Ahhh!!! I love this so much! The group chat is gonna be blowing up tomorrow!
edge of my fucking seat! the british terms she used are killing me too
You want us to believe that the Bobby podcast was a coincidence?
Chile.....smh