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This story gets more and more insane. Please tell me there's a screenplay in the works.

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Not to distract from the story at hand but… do you remember how your parents used to pay me to “watch” your younger sisters so you wouldn’t kill them? (Because K was also not to be trusted and who TF knows where M(ermaid) was?).

Forever ago you used to say “Not cute, (I)” to the youngest sister and that ended up in my echolalia lexicon from there on out. I say •not cute• to my dogs all the time in the same affect. You’re a legend. 😂

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Hahahaha, I don't remember but I believe it. My parents were like, here's twenty dollars, bring them back alive 😂 And I'll absolutely take credit for being ahead of my time with "not cute."

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I seriously can’t get enough of you and Trashley!

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