18 Comments

You can write a cliffhanger like nobody's business

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Dun dun dun...

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“FiZziKs”. 😂😂😂

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“I hid my sword and machete behind the couch.” I live for these details

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I don't know what we're going to do when this saga is over, Lauren. The world needs more of you.

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It's gonna be hard to top this one, but maybe I can date a woman currently on death row?

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Seems kinda underwhelming

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How am I going to survive until the next drop?!

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When all is said and done, my biggest hope is that I am related to your old Karate teacher. Also, that Ashley is currently serving a 60-year prison sentence.

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I would love for you to be related to Mr. Scott, especially because he's a 6'5" black man. He was also the Principle at my high school and caught an arrow someone shot at him during an assembly. I also thought he was so cool because he was friends with Billy Blanks.

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I'm just going to go ahead and tell people he's my third cousin.

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Oh boy, here we go.

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Waiting with bated breath!!

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You are WAY TOO COMPASSIONATE or something. Maybe I'm a cold bitch or an amazing armchair quarterback but you are wayyyy too kind and understanding where Ashley is concerned. I think I'd leave her shit in her car and take Perci on a trip to visit his grandparents. Good call hiding your sword and machete.

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I was thinking the same thing! A much more kind and gracious person than I would have been!

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Looking back, I think you're right.

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First like 👍🏽

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This is a sad story, I’m sorry you went through this and hope there’s more positives than negatives when we get to the ending 💕

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