For everyone that’s like “why are you dragging it out? Let it go!” 🙄 Benita Alexander, who was a NBC News producer got got by some dude who told her the pope would be their officiant. Crazy shit happens. Y’all breaking down the doors at Netflix to make her apologize for telling her story?? Because he lied and had a second family? Let’s put things in perspective here. Yes, the internet is an open forum but the victim blaming is so fucking old.
Laughing at how the middle of the country is basically another planet for you 🤣. I love trying to guess the travel destination based on attire. You’ll know people flying to Denver because we’re wearing layers and easily removable shoes. Is it gonna be hoodie weather or flip flop weather? Thoughts and prayers to Ashley as she navigates pissing off the worst possible astrological signs.
Yesterday, a bartender started telling me about how much she loves the Kendrick/Drake drama and I said “You like drama? You have to check out Trashley on Substack.”
Can’t wait to go back to that bar in a week (when she’ll surely be caught up) and gossip with her.
Yay!! I love this! Chapter 20 is still pretty tame compared to all the chapters that follow. Thanks for sharing it, and for updating me! I’ve been curious if she dove in!
"Sometimes, I leave cookies out for him before I go to sleep" got a legit LOL from me (and I hope a 5-star Uber review for you).
I loved this bit!
For everyone that’s like “why are you dragging it out? Let it go!” 🙄 Benita Alexander, who was a NBC News producer got got by some dude who told her the pope would be their officiant. Crazy shit happens. Y’all breaking down the doors at Netflix to make her apologize for telling her story?? Because he lied and had a second family? Let’s put things in perspective here. Yes, the internet is an open forum but the victim blaming is so fucking old.
Ahhh! I need you to stop having a real life & spit these chapters out faster!
The mess will be over when it’s over. Ashley, play shitty games, get shitty prizes. 🤷🏼♀️
Wow…! LOVE THIS ONE. So good. I cannot wait until the next one! Xo
Laughing at how the middle of the country is basically another planet for you 🤣. I love trying to guess the travel destination based on attire. You’ll know people flying to Denver because we’re wearing layers and easily removable shoes. Is it gonna be hoodie weather or flip flop weather? Thoughts and prayers to Ashley as she navigates pissing off the worst possible astrological signs.
Hahahaha, I felt like Lewis and Clark discovering an unknown land 🤣
Ah yes, the dynamic duo of Lesbian Lewis and Gay Clark!
Hahahah 🤣
Visiting family in the NE this week, drove by MIT and now think of you and this wild ass story! Didn’t buy a sweatshirt though. 😂
Omg, please wave hi to Professor Doctor Phycist Ashley for all of us!!
Not enough!!!! I need more NOW! Also you almost made me miss living in the Midwest. Almost.
I greatly appreciate all the love you gave Minnesota 😂
Another great chapter, but clearly this is not the last one, nor should it be! It feels like you have one more in there…please, please, please!!!
I can definitely squeeze out another one or two… or three or four or five 🤣
We accept!!! 🤣
lol I get that it’s for dramatic effect but a person from Alaska acting like she’s never heard silence before is next level
I mean, I haven’t lived in Alaska for twenty years, only NYC and LA. I forgot what it sounded like. We can have fun on here, it’s okay.
I’M HAVING FUN ON HERE.
Yesterday, a bartender started telling me about how much she loves the Kendrick/Drake drama and I said “You like drama? You have to check out Trashley on Substack.”
Can’t wait to go back to that bar in a week (when she’ll surely be caught up) and gossip with her.
Hahaha, love it! Lesbian catfishing drama is next level, Kendrick and Drake have nothing on Trashley
K just caught up with my fav bartender. She is only on Chapter 20, but is fully locked in.
Yay!! I love this! Chapter 20 is still pretty tame compared to all the chapters that follow. Thanks for sharing it, and for updating me! I’ve been curious if she dove in!
Wow...you really never know when to just leave this whole mess alone!!
Why the fuck should she do that?
and yet here you are...