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"Let's just do Bakersfield this year" absolutely not

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Ummmmmm — she yelled at your MOM 🫨

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She’s lucky my Dad didn’t go full Tony Soprano on her and have Drew take her “out to the dock”

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The red flags have gone CRIMSON.

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The Crimson is bleeding

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Wait Lauren help me understand why the Euro trip (from hell) was abruptly canceled?? Because of train transfers?? I don't understanddddd!

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The Euro trip was never going to happen, it was just a way to keep stringing me along. HOW FUN!

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I've been binging this story for the past day or two and now I am sitting here wondering if she can't do international travel because she's a wanted criminal or something and is just making excuses 😅🫣 I don't even know if I'd be surprised at this point lol. Such a wild story!!

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Faking a call to avoid Jeopardy is *chefs kiss*

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Honestly, it’s not NOT stupid.

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While reading I was thinking how hilarious it would be if she actually went to MIT

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Would've been hilarious, like I'm telling this whole story and she actually is everything she said she was 🤣

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Thank GOD you aren't going to Europe. I'm sorry for the loss of $$ but it's not worth the crazy. Christmas in Bakersfield sounds... (is there a cringe emoji?)

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I can’t imagine how chaotic and insane our Europe trip would’ve been. And I think the official Christmas in Bakersfield emoji is 🎄💩

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